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India's most fearless (and laziest) political party needs warriors. Zero salary, infinite respect. Are you in?

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🪳 Admin Cockroach

Cockroach Janta Party • Remote (Your Sofa) • Full-Time Bakchodi
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Requirements
  • 📱 12+ hours screen time daily
  • 💤 Unemployed (full-time available)
  • 😴 Lazy but active in comment sections
  • 📤 Expert in forwarding memes without reading
  • ☕ Can survive on Tea + Wi-Fi + Instant Noodles
  • 💬 Must defend the party in every WhatsApp group battle
Benefits
Unlimited Stress
Zero Salary
Free Virtual Respect
Meme-Based Promotions
"If your family says 'Phone se chipka rehta hai' — you are qualified."
— CJP HR Department 😂

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Fill the form below. No resume needed — your meme history IS your resume.
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